Jesus man, get a grip. I bet you and your bag of dicks are a real hoot at parties.

Ok, good luck out there.

If you didn’t care, we wouldn’t​ be having this shitty conversation.

Man, you’re really going to bat for these doors. Maybe you should take a deep breath and hug your Steve Jobs body pillow.

FYI this article isn’t very good.

This is the only comment that gets it.

Ugh. No thanks.

Michael Nunez writing an Apple article?!?

This is everything that is wrong with everything.

Kansas is the absolute worst, particularly if you’re driving I70 between Colorado and Missouri.

Yeah, it’s crazy out there, I wouldn’t even consider driving there either.

Haifa, Israel.

omg did you just win? congrats!

And you get to enjoy driving on I-70, which in Kansas seems to house the largest collection of billboards with photos of dead fetuses on them in the entire world.

I don’t understand why people are so worried about this...are you planning espionage in your kitchen or something?

Please god don’t let this make it out of the greys.

Drink heavily?

Who the fuck is Becky G

Farcelona.

I mean 10:40pm eastern! Dunno why I can’t edit my post. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯