He’s under contract for the 2018-17 season and has a team option for the 2018-19 season.

Did you know scallops can swim??

Brandon Roy is one of the more depressing guys in basketball from a talent perspective. He was so good, but his body couldn’t handle the punishment.

I hope he is ok. My thoughts are with him and his family.

Lavar Ball is already looking into ways to get the balls renamed to Lonzo, LiAngelo, and LaMelo.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

Can any of them play offensive line

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.