That wasn’t just a fire, it was a god damn thermonuclear explosion

God I hope the Sixers get the #1 pick now just to have conspiracy theorists’ heads explode

WHERE’S MY GOD DAMN EDIT BUTTON TWITTER

jesus christ

Would still rather piss with this person next to me than Curt Schilling

Counterpoint: this opinion is bad and wrong and sucks

oh my god this is amazing

You missed Damian Lillard and I hate you rn

can we make this permanent or at least randomly happen because it kinda owns tbh

Looks like his aim....

Someone’s mad that the LA Rams are making a comeback

He must have gotten that special “Stan Kronic”.

$250 fine

Why does he have to be a Blazers owner - he doesn’t even give a shit about the team

According to this guy Matt Millen would be a better coach than a woman.

lmao

Having actually met Saba, I can tell you this is entirely an ego trip for her. Thanks for giving her more exposure because that’s honestly all she wants.

I still like the fact that Japanese coined “bushu-suru” as a term for vomiting into someone’s lap

I had this regimen and all I gained was massive amounts of fats and farts

I think your last line is more eloquent than I could ever be.