I think I’ve grown to accept that hearing the File Select song means its time for more Marginally-unsettling Mario Math.

Get this internet commenter a budget and the rights to PONG!

I see your Counter-Shaq, and raise you a Night Elf Mohawk.

...To be honest, I didn’t really have expectations of finding something like this in existence, but hey, sometimes internet nightmares dreams do come true:

“Pick a side, and then make it better than the other side.”Those were the instructions I gave in our Civil War-themed Photoshop contest.

What is Stitch’s Pokedex number gonna be?

Well I guess this means I probably don’t have to worry about my 1AM missing the deadline. Medicate the snot out’ve whatever you got! (and I mean drink plenty of water too, I think that usually helps)

I am aware that I’m posting this pretty late.

I’m glad I got to read your stuff here. Hope your tenure at io9 is a good future! (...Hrm, I’d would’ve thought I could think of a better pun than that. “Hope your time at io9 is Sci-Fine”? “I bet at io9 your Tech-nique will only improve”? “Domo Arigoto, Mr. Narbotto”??)

I appreciate that in the last one they interrupted Epic Orchestral Melody #471 with some rip-snortin rock. Kinda reminded me when they put summadat in a recent Star Wars: Rebels episode.

You wanna Space Oddity cover? I’ll give ya a Space Oddity cover:

Huh, I wasn’t aware of the Gizmodo/io9 merger. (which is saying something, considering I can see it *right there* in the url..)

I was surprised to see Dinosaur in there. Not exactly the hot Disney item in the sociospheres I’ve seen.

Ah yes, I am aware of this sort of concept.

Squeaky sneakers. :3

Hmm, that lineage feature reminds me of Spore. (and Spore reminds me that I never got around to finishing that one adventure map, beh...)

Haha what is this, Darths & Droids?

Good to know they snark just as well as we can.