Must be quite the catch (employee-wise!) if he’s intending to keep such a suspicious (sounding) person on the payroll. (unless, he is actually firing her/I’ve got the timing wrong, then nvm)

“That’s no toll road. It’s a parking lot.”

I’d of thought there’d be some law or.. anti-trust thingamabob or whatever that would stop anyone/anything from making land grabs like this, but it sounds like (from this article) the biggest hurdle this dude’s got is that people don’t like him?

(that last one’s pretty good tho)

I’ve probably thought for a while now that R2 would kick serious can if he was able to arm himself with something that had more.. arms. (but like the Stormtrooper he took out, I was expecting something taller) (like, the size of a truck)

Thomas didn’t believe that He actually rolled that high until he saw the die in his hand. (don’t ask about the feet..)

Air so UNREAL, not even getting a ruler will help.

If someone hasn’t said “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” by now, I’ll be sorely disappointed.

Someone already mentioned Shut Up And Jam, so I’m going with Space Jam 2.

They probably tolerate lots of jokes like this:

Bros b4 Khloes.

Happy feet, happy feet!

Probably not even tangentially-related but still:

Well, considering all the Doritos & Mt. Dew entries coming in.. (which I may still do anyways)

And for the guys, there’s.. uh... you could probably pick a FF villian from VII onward, at least. (or earlier, if they’d like those whispy designs..)

...by what, exactly?

Hrm, not seeing any evidence that I can claim a free copy.. (and I don’t see one of those “Try” buttons people are talking about either)

Do some of them look abnormally tall? Perhaps this is just the result having seen them mostly from the stomach-up..

I’d personally would like to see a mad-scientist lady who’s head-in-a-jar is mounted atop a vicious velociraptor w/ a detachable mode, but that’s just a thought.

I hope the pigs lines are appropriately.. hammy.