Diablo: “What? I thought Wreck-It Ralph was inspiring.”

...Yeeeah I was under the assumption it meant more stuff like this guy?

..Boss Hogg skin?

Two things I wanna know right now:

It’s like buying an antivirus program at the store or something.. (sorry that’s the best euphemism I got)

I... do not remember this. Must’ve missed it? *goes off to check*

M&L Luigi: “So-ah, where’s my thin and stylish counterpart?”

You’ve gone soft, Ghost Rider..

Seemed like this was.. lacking in something.... Ah, yes:

The less-talked-about consequences of skipping arm day.

OK, besides HL3, what else is left on the bucket list of notable things the statistical gaming person wants to happen but has minuscule evidence to actually believe it’s happening?

Looks like someone decided not to let their dreams be dreams.

What I want to know right now is why she was hunting those goop-jar robo deer. I mean.. was this just a special instance, or is this a regular thing for them? They.. these humans don’t eat metal, do they? (well maybe they’re just a source of good materials, to craft stuff like that sweet bow)

“And on that day, mankind received a grave notification.. that it’s actually pronounced “mo-yang””

Well it sure looked alot more suspicious in my RSS feed..

At first, upon seeing the title, I wanted to find some Snow White Gangsta-type thing. I.. uh, am not sure if I went too far...

Except for those air swish effects (...why? Is this Sonic The Hedgehog?), this was pretty good in my opinion!

“You know the Japanese make good products!”

*a minimum of two years from now* DoctorSue publishes an opinion piece on why DeathBlood’s 3rd quest was ingenious for it’s time.