Isn’t that the joke about Metroid: Other M?

And here I was thinking I had forgotten about that retro game movie with Sandler in it or whatever. (did that come out already?)

Huh. While still kinda nerve-wracking as expected (and I ain’t plannin on watching no ‘video walkthrough’, thank-you-very-much), this was an interesting read! (also, Solomon, who was both left-field and yet inexplicably hilarious, which I don’t think is the normal intention of these sorts of things?)

Huh, wonder what this means for those various bundles that have you enter the redemption code into Steam yourself. Might it not work then, since you never “bought” it from Steam in the first place?

I like how there’s no pretense with the skeletons, they just up and scream at you.

Uh, question: Y’know the parts where there was the 2-headed robot, the kangaroo(?) robot with the Gatling gun, and basically all the parts where it was some sort’ve staged underground robot fight club; ...What was that? Where was that??

Just like Photoshop!... except, more of it. And at 80+ mph or km or whatever.

I don’t know how sustainable it is, but it’s neat/exciting to see this much energy in a thing.

“Sticks and stones? *pfft* Can’t rattle these bones.”

Give a star to Jackgar Prime over there to the left, since ‘most good ideas are built on the backs of others’ or some fluffy motivational junk like that.

*blargharghgah*

“Let me see your war face!”

Looks like one of those upvote gifs.

“I was once a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now I’m a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!”

This had me smirk for a moment, for some reason, of which I don’t know why, but I’m OK with that.

While I’ve given a listen to RCT3’s soundtrack (and... egh, suppose it’s not “bad”), I still think there’s a certain something with 1 & 2’s music.

Well, uh, the guy in the short skirt might be able to pass it off as a kilt..

...It sounds fun. Unrealistic as get-out, but still fun.

Yes, go on..

...Well I mean there was Carbon and it’s Canyon Run plus.. uh... fire trucks?