You know their job is to make things look good, right? The people who came up with these ideas likely aren't anything to do with the teams who make the games (and thus think of awesome gameplay ideas). Think about it.

real life doesn't have blast processing. Checkmate, humanity

If I didn't know any better, I would say that was live-action footage. What happens when video game graphics look BETTER than real life. We are all doomed.

Someone think of the fish!

This game escapes my comprehension.

"...and can't ride another car in an E-rated game."

I missed the part were Superjail was mention and I haven't heard of it until now. I'm exactly the same as you, I still don't care much for the Ouya even with this strange ad. At least they aren't advertising buzz words at you.

They could have projected that gif on the big screen and just had House talk from backstage and I would've been okay with that.

I like our original lead image better.

"While others decided to stay safe and not try anything new..."

Gamescom isn't in America either. It's in Germany, so I'm not sure whether the news is still being gathered or what.

You'll probably find that out later once they have had their conference.

Not even mad. This is how you announce your tv options on a gaming console. It shouldn't be your lead, but mentioned as options given.

It's unfortunate you had to make a wage crack to justify your love of shitty animu games.

There's also the people that go in, get their game, and get out. In only 10 minutes or less.

YAR.

Your comments as of late have very little substance. You can easily replace "Sony" with "Microsoft" and your meaning will stay basically the same. Show some examples of what you mean, instead of what looks like blind brand loyalty.