DEAR GOD! What sort of drug fueled nightmare did this guy have to think this up? WHAT DRUGS WAS HE ON TO CREATE IT?

I would comment...but I am stunned into unspeakable terror 

Watch the show, ignore the fan base. Actively avoid the fan base. Fan bases ruin everything.

So are you also upset that your ISP doesn’t give you 300mb/s for the same price as the 30mb/s pack simply because they have the ability to unlock that speed by flipping a switch?

The A.V. Club’s comment section will just suggest that you get any car that can run over Kinja.

How about a 3 series wagon with a 6mt. Bc you get a rwd wagon with a manual, with plenty of room for a doggo. That car would be a hoot on a autocross track

If performance is what you’re after, you shouldn’t be buying a mainstream 3-row crossover.

Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.

I don’t normally respond to tangents. I mean, all I said is that a GT-R is quicker than an 850csi, which it is. But I’ll give this one a stab.

How bout a cool thing to do with a fidget spinner?

My five-year-old doesn’t even drink coffee from 8oz cups.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah yeah. But we did hold your beer while you elected Trump. So...

Qvale Mangusta currently at $26,000

ANY car?

I love this game. I needed this game. This week has been hard.

I have never so begrudgingly given a star before. Well done. Stay out of my bathroom.

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

First, being late is not always a part of life.

This was just as much the Fireflies' fault as it was Joel's imho. I think most people knew about his daughter. I'm sure the topic had come up at some point when Joel wasn't around between Marlene and what'sherface. Even if not, they failed in one aspect: closure. This is a man and a little girl who have been through…