But at least shareholder value is being maintained. All the way to the horrible, horrible end.

Kill all slideshows.

Bells don’t work, they figure out how to walk without ringing it.

Oh, this is right up there with the Mergio account in terms of good Kinja burners. :-D

Let’s let Natural Selection do the hard work for us.

You know what, if reason and science won’t convince idiots not to drink or have their kids drink bleach, then let ‘em have at it.  

Well that read took me through a whirlwind of emotions which I’m still in the midst of. Want an E30?

There are a lot better places than LA or NYC. This is the part of this industry I have never understood. It seems that a significant portion of the media are completely unaware there are other places in the US besides LA, NYC, and DC (not directed at you, because Texas). How about Nashville, Atlanta, or Houston for…

I will never give up my LA suburbia home with its four-car garage with cracker fridge and an extra-long driveway. I can’t fathom having to wrench on the curb like some common animal. Can you even enjoy a beer out there?

“What do you want me to do? Take the bridge?” I asked him. “How’s that any better?”

Exactly, if these people legitimately had the means to murder their political opponents without recourse many of them would. These are disgusting people who are not joking around, to imply otherwise is giving them far too much credit.

Despite Because of its disgusting connotations, “free helicopter rides” has become quite a meme online for people who support President Trump and his neo-fascist policies.

Great piece. Thanks for this. Does the Times go into the possible legal ramifications for Trump from the reporting? I don’t think his political base will care (hard to get people to even notice with the Kavanaugh nomination happening), but hoping the courts do.

You could say, we’re “inching” towards it. 

That would require an objective observer seeing Trump’s penis.

I’m all for verification of claims--particularly as they relate to potentially damaging material--but who do you plan to nominate for the unenviable task of Trump Tadger Tallier?

It's creepy either way, friend.  Let's not be asking teenagers to sign body parts

What if she’s only willing because it could have negative/potentially career ending consequences if she doesn’t?

You better believe a potential video of her being a ‘prude bitch refusing to sign a dudes back’ was somewhere in the back of her mind.

People trying to garner the well wishes of the public are forced on a…

Because it’s not about two wrongs making a right, it’s about whether or not we’ve got a double standard in place that depends on what kind of equipment you’re lugging around. It’s the same thing that happens when female teachers sleep with their male students: You get a chorus of guys exchanging high fives and wishing…

During the dust storm, ancient Martian nanites were carried aloft by the weak winds, having been disturbed from their decades long slumber. Some fell on the rover Opportunity...