When Trump was a toddler he ate lead paint chips.  

Why? By law, the minimum age for presidential candidates is 35 years.

Stop lying, you did it, too.

I am glad I am not the only one who thinks she is neither classy nor a victim of that Lucifer in the WH. She came to America to marry a sugar daddy. There is a name for exchange sex for money.

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Calculating how much money will be left when her disgusting husband dies. It’s the never ending mantra in her head.

Posing for her life.

Nice shot!

Hi, I’m in need of someone to explain to me my subjective experiences about a game I have played and they haven’t, and I think you just might be the guy for me. Please email your resume to insearchofpseudointellectualcondescendingprick@edgelords.com

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

If the bog-standard level of “satire” employed by South Park went over your head, then man.

That’s his cousin Snack.

I always read everything he writes in Samuel L Jackson’s voice, so I was utterly shocked.

Schaedenkinn?

Verslunktderpelikan?

Whoa, leave me out of this.

WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT

For a troll you’re really fucking bad at it. Effort, dude/

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?