Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Seriously who the fuck sounds like that when they play... In my circle that kinda dialogue is reserved for moments of extreme irony or like to make fun of a particularly badly written scene...

10-4 Kemosabe, read you loud and clear. Watch your six and stay frosty.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

“Let’s make Destiny, but everyone is Iron Man.”

Y’all realize you can call the Xbox One X just an Xbox now, right?

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

This is me:

“Please clap.”

That not a man, its a chicken boo

Because being crazy is cheaper than doing a ton of drugs.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

He doesn’t have billions of dollars!!