That’s where they kept all the Biblical grannies

If you watch the match back, what really stands out is the palatable tension in the room.

Oh my god, when I said “that big lip’d nigger should hang from her neck until she turns even more blue than she is”, my words were totally misconstrued! Come on, guys...

Some people just can’t grasp reality. I’m starting to think the telephone game we played as kids was really just a weird tool to show us that people hear what they want, when they want and will tell you even less than that if they want.. 

Wrong.

That’s President Orange Piece of Shit to you.

Conflicts of interest, schmonflicsts of schmintrist is what I always say!

You mean HYPNOtherapy, right? Because I can only imagine HIPPOtherapy (while somewhat appropriate in this case) is not what you meant:

Some perspective on how historic this is:

It’s like open gym at the Y with that one guy who dunked 3 times in high school and claims he still has it.

I can only cosplay as an old man:

Good enough.

All hail Khaleesi Michelle. We are not worthy.

And the rain effects inside the cockpit... I was baffled at how the raindrops moved with inertia.

Stop it.

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

Any country?