Yeah, Collins basically committed suicide a year or so later. Resto and Lewis just destroyed that kid and his entire family. And yes, that made me think of Margarito too. Watching clips from the Cotto fight fills me with rage to this day. And then seeing that fucker deny, deny and accuse Cotto of making excuses. Fuck…

I hate that I have to know who each of these fucking third string excuses for House of Cards minor villians are. Fuck us all for allowing this to happen, and fuck me for not following my first, best instinct and moving to a remote island in the Sea of Cortez for the duration. I wish like hell that Hunter S. Thompson…

Yeah, the way Pryor came out of the corner after that you would have thought it was a combination of Red Bull and bull shark semen or something. But that’s what Angelo said. His book was a pretty good read.

In his memoir Angelo Dundee claimed that it was actually schnapps. Which . . . Ok?

Fucking Tampa. How can you people invent something as undeniably good as the Cubano sandwich, and then be such total, absolute shit at literally everything else?

Ray Rice is the piece of shit who knocked his girlfriend out then dragged her limp unconscious body out of a fucking elevator like a ragdoll. Adrian Peterson whipped his toddler son until he left welts on his genitals. The media didn’t make any of this shit up, they’re just legitimately garbage human beings. Pick your…

Not that anyone especially cares, but Lincoln hung on to Maryland by the skin of his/its collective teeth. Mostly by locking up the state legislature and instituting marshall law. Maryland, given its druthers, would have been Confederate as fuck.

Ugh. People should not have sex with you.

North Carolina, first in flight, 49th in reading comprehension skills, apparently.

Three quarters on the dollar is wildly optimistic. More like you’ll get half a can of flat Diet Coke and a hobo’s dick cheese.

In that last pic Isaiah Thomas looks like my 6 year old nephew when he wants my phone.

Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch.

Game of Thrones has good answers to this one.

God, those were some weird looking, pasty, homer-ass gringos. Remember Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the buckshot pattern on the back of his crew cut?

The Cavs giving the Warriors the merkin last year is hands down my favorite sports moment in history, and of course Kyrie’s step back 3 over Curry with less than a minute left was probably the difference maker. But my enjoyment of that perfect moment is going to forever tainted by the fact that this dingus honestly,…

Holy fucking hell, if Steve Bannon thinks he’s Judge Holden material then I might as well request with a straight face that people refer to me as Ozymandias, King of Kings, Look Upon My Works Ye Mighty and Despair. I like this.

Counterpoint to myself: it’s the last shot to win the game, those piddlin’ little tricky tack fouls are such bullshit in the crunch. Take it to the rack and jump over someone Jimmy.

This is a foul. In a sense the ref got lucky in that there was no way to really tell if there was any contact without super slo-mo and freeze frame, but seriously, if you spot Butler up in the exact same place in an empty gym and have him jack up shots with someone tapping his shooting elbow just a smidge, as shown in…

Dat hair doe. Seriously, I would give a toe for locks like that.

This rivals Orson Welles’s chilling ferris wheel speech in The Third Man.