I’m probably hallucinating but I’m like 93% sure the second color commentary guy is UFC dingbat Joe Rogan.

I’ve read Infinite Jest at least 12 times. But then again I’m probably like 7/10 on the Aspergers scale.

Perfidy!

Having trouble typing over my massive erection. Those are glorious.

It’s usually a white guy with excessively baggy late-90's shorts who gets pissed off when no one passes to him after he’s gone 1-13 from outside.

How do you settle it? You yell at each other for three minutes while everyone else stands around bored, then one or another of the aggrieved parties (usually whoever called the foul/violation I guess, or whoever is louder) shoots a three. Ball don’t lie was basically invented for these exact situations. Repeat two or…

My god yes

30+ years later this still feels too soon, but Len Bias.

I like this.

Way to take the charge, that’s a strong fundamental play. That kid has a future at Duke getting dunked on by one-and-dones for four years. Fundamentals!

I would like to buy you a drink for this.

Good point. As someone who has no rooting interest in either Chicago or New York but is highly entertained by chaos, stupidity and hubris I’m going to go ahead and call this an off season win. Also, when did Phil Jackson turn into Bobo the Simple-minded? I vaguely remember buttloads of titles.

Somehow this lineup sounds kind of not bad on paper but I’m pretty sure we all know they’re going to end up being a war crime.

“The Cavs are still out there partying, but the rest of the NBA has already moved on.”

I’m guessing part of the reason involves something called fried grits.

I’m guessing somehow that you don’t get invited to a ton of parties.

My dear, aged Da was born of farm people in the St. Louis area. He got the fuck out of there at a young age, went to college in Washington state and became a hippie. I went back to “Misery” as natives unironically refer to it only once when I was 14. I literally cannot fucking believe I’m related to some of those…