While I have no reason to doubt the veracity of this article, it strikes me as a great opportunity to discuss correlation vs causation.

lol, they're just going to consolidate 3 jobs into 1 and make it an unpaid internship.

As soon as they have enough to retire!

Even the chosen one stans for Cate Blanchett

What the fuck are you doing here Harry Potter?

The cat who enjoys being vacuumed? I'm honestly not sure. Maybe in one of the sequels? I heard the cat has an agent and is currently reading some scripts tho.

Ok, please remember I have no idea who you are or what you look like, gender, or whatever, but...here is my best intentioned, hastily but thought out, comic. Just for you, the BEST type of superhero!

"it's my show"

The upshot was it definitely scared me straight. I don't even jaywalk anymore...

Years of therapy.

I ate my lunch at 9:30 this morning.

I'd put Miley in a corner with a dunce cap...but I'm afraid she'd find a way to turn the dunce cap into a bong.

Let the record show this story had absolutely nothing to do with Florida.

+1,000. My male gyno is thankfully much younger (early 40s, I'm guessing), so I will be able to continue to go to him forever and ever. He's fantastic. And yeah, in my limited experience with female gynos (and one female nurse practitioner I was forced to go to when my regular doctor was unavailable), was horribly…

He chose...poorly.

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

I have always loved me some Martha! I stitched this tribute in 2006. :)

Shade? In the words of Dorian Corey in Paris is Burning: "Shade is, 'I don't tell you you're ugly, but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly.' And that's shade."