#WomenAgainstFeminism: because I don't know how to get male attention any other way

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OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

and I thought you didn't need feminism because you're a bear.

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As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

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#womenagainstfeminism

I don't need feminism because I like having no legal recourse when my husband beats me.

Oh, honey. If this doesn't scream "please like me, men! here's my tit!" I don't know what does.

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T NEED FEMINISM TELLING HER TO NOT SHOW HER TITS TO COMPLETE STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

She probably does have a grammar who taught her this bullshit.

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I'm not a fan of missionary work in general. It's too 17th century, "tame the savages" for me. The main mission is to impose a foreign belief system/religion on people under the guise of helping them. A completely scuzzy relic of a time we should be trying to get past.

See, but that's where I disagree. When Bey and J got together, she was letting her mom dress her up in those tacky getups (remember House of Dereon?) and was starting her solo career. Jay was known for being a player.

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

-I will not babysit any kids of the age that still wear diapers, I don't change any diapers, sorry.