Dood.. I'd never heard about that. I just googled-holed it... whoa.

Whoa.

/Sits down... lights cigarette... looks at you anxiously/

Yeah.. that got dicey

There is nothing wrong with extensions!

Now I feel dumb... rescinded! Sorry Gella!

I'm confused if you are a Holocaust denier or were joking. (I really hope you were joking.. yikes)

:-/ ummmm, fuck you?

Couch to 5k (http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/outdoor-activi…) is a great way to ease into a workout regiment! You can download the podcasts from iTunes and it directs your workout / jog for you.

/Puts on tin foil hat/

Holy shit....

For real.

• "Life is not about finding yourself," reads a sign on the sideboard in Paris Hilton's house. "Life is about creating yourself."

Not going to lie... I think she's hot.

That's depressing. Dodai is the best writer on here, and she hits it out of the park with thought provoking commentary (while still being funny when needed) time after time.

I briefly dated someone with the pump (we broke up for unrelated reasons). I don't think it was such a big deal... and the sex was definitely awesome.

This seems... awfully dangerous.