I loled :)

"I got walked on stage, Britney walked me like a dog, spanked me with a whip—it was the greatest moment of my life."

Ahhhgm. I hate to be that guy, but $200 in 2000, after interest has been added..... should be $267.30.

I stand by my statement, Wonder Woman was smuggled out of the Amazon and into the United States via someones vagina.

Meanwhile, Carly Rae Jepsen (who seems like a genuinely nice person) won't get any of her phone calls answered :-/

I do not understand why potheads are so convinced that weed isn't horrible for you (I should add, I'm a pothead). Here is an article exclusively about indoor grown weed: http://drthurstone.com/health-hazards…

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Etiquette is for the middle classes that think they are upper middle class (or want people to think that they are). Really wealthy people don't give a fuck about any of this.

Let's get rid of organ donors and people who donate their old clothing to goodwill! Let's just be weird stupid idiots that ban random things! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?@!@?

False.

That is pretty gross. Crack that has been rammed up someones vagina... heroine and coke that have been scurried over the border via people swallowing bags of it and pooping it out... drugs are just literally disgusting.

I was shit drunk at a chase bank in the lower east side of nyc about 7 years ago and saw him taking out money. He looked like balls, but he was with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.

Yup. Weird city.

"Middle Age Prom Date"

Meh, it's just a saying. In the grand scheme of things, I'm not going to worry to much about it (but yes, there are some people who love to be offended).

Congrats on your sober life. I have a good friend who has been sober over 2 years, and watching her transformation has been a blessing! Good luck, chuck :)