But, but... the crawfish?

Exactly. Commenting to push the thread up.

Dood, your name "killallwhitepeople" is fucking nuts (as is anything similar i.e. killallasians, killallblackpeople, killallgaypeople... any of that repulsive shit).

Speaking of cookies... doesn't Justin Bieber look oddly like...

Dumbass said what?

"Sonia brushed her fingers gently against the book cover, imagining the feel of Hilary's soft skin in place of the plastic. Oh, if only, she thought with a dull huff... if only."

The party of freedom and small government strikes again.

Of course it's canceled! We aren't in England... WHAT MATTERS HERE IS THE AMERICAN ROYALTY!!!!!

Because you didn't eat your vegetables!

Ummm... it would be nice to know what these colors are supposed to indicate?

Meh, just by publishing those words on Kinja you are probably on a NSA watch list.

I agree with everything you said... even the Kayne West dig.