Reading all that is making my eyes involuntarily roll back into my head.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

I like chocolate fine, but it’s low down on my list of preferred sweets. I’ll almost always choose a fruit or spice flavored option over chocolate.

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This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

Or as we say it... Come on now West Boca.

Sounds like the title for a new TVLand series.

Is matte paint on cars a thing in any other area besides LA/Orange County? Because that shit is ugly. Also, there are cars here (Orange County) that have like special extra shiny top coats so they look like that weird plastic wrapping paper

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Rose’s mother, Dorothy, joined in and held a sign that referenced Kanye West who, in a February interview said: “It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that was with Amber Rose, I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.” Men are incredibly dumb and this is a good sign.

This is seriously the best thing I’ve ever seen. I usually really love the week in tabloids. And this was better.

I’m proud of you son

“Like, y’all wasn’t trippin on that in 2011, or 2012, or 2013, or 2014, or half of 2015. But out of nowhere, the UK has a problem with me coming into their country?”

We want black America to know we stand tall today. We will not be silencjoin the thousands of Americans using reverse mortgage as a safe, effective financial tool.

Already are for years. Kurdish peshmerga fighters. Unfortunately, mostly they are just holding on in Northern Iraq keeping ISIS from spreading into Kurdish territory. The ISIS fighters fear them because being killed by a woman will prevent them from entering heaven. Nothing so pathetic than a “grown” man believing in…