Buster Keaton aggressively disregarded occupational health and safety best practices.

Now Dan is the Happy Frog.

*Great British Wank Off

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. At least I assume Santana is dead… he's dead to me. Duets with Rob Thomas and Everlast? Keep it shit Carlos.

Does that include corporate superannuation investment holdings? I know the California Teacher's bloc owns not inconsiderate amounts. Is superannuation a thing in the US?

I have fart fingers. Pull them! I dare thee!

I can't believe Matchbox 20 got Bees! I've given them solid F's for their whole career.

Are you suggesting the concert was a hive of activity?

Unfortunately white-collar crime ends in minimum security, otherwise his likely nickname would be "Ol' Protective-Custody Sharpened Toothbrush Cushion".

Comment: "I don't think we should destroy the world in a sheen of nuclear fire"

Does this comment count as a fart joke? What has happened to your keyboard Nerdherder?

Mini-stroke for Nerdherder

"The Punchline is Rape: The Bill Cosby Story"

Yeah? Ya wanna fight about it, ya big gabbagool?

Best line in 30 Rock

This story sounds like much pedo about nothing. Suggesting otherwise is nonce-sense.

Why use your mouth? It's unhygienic. And your butt is much closer.

Starring Rob Schneider, a Happy Madison Production

They set us up the bo

NASA got outbid for a space on the Soyuz by Sarah Brightman. If she's the catalyst she should be a little less hypocritical and be Sarah Brightperson.