Liquid Television! The Maxx

So it was Steve Bannon in the holographic liner notes for Tool's Ænima!

700? They're some Zoroastrian numbers right there

There has been no shy or quiet character on CBB that has been worth listening to though. All the best ones are played by Lauren Lapkus, Andy Daly or Paul F.T.

Ted Nugent presents: "Pedarism and Being an Alt-right favourite - a horrific douchebag's story"

"Old man yells at candy!"

"I ain't kissin' this guy! His breath smells like cartoon-watchin'!"

The whole idea of a Holy Grail is that: a) Nazis can't find it, and; b) the French have it and are very silly but handy with a trebuchet.

I think it was a proposal! Say Yes!

How about "The CliffsNotes of pop culture"?

Firewall Walk With Me

$15? At that price we should all buy ten! These are genuine heirlooms SURE TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE!! It is irresponsible to not secure that nestegg for yourself, your children, and your children's children.

Well you got a bargain. I'm assuming it was hiding behind the bargain priced "skeleton on a toilet"? A found gem.

Your avatar is the greatest thing on the internet.

Not really good - recruiting from the projects with Hallmark brand platitudes and team-building exercises

They are all cast from the first person shuriken-throwing level of Shinobi.

Speaking of Aaron Sorkin, is he currently writing something about the current administration where all men are verbose geniuses or evil caricatures, and all women are ditzy brain injury victims? You know, like everything else he's done?

Came to the comments to point this out. I am already watching my life drain from me as months feel like hours, please don't make it seem faster AV Club.

Ice cream!

It was. And it was amazing, even in the context that it was said by a buffalo who was buying a live, freshly vacuum-sealed pet dog for consumption at a supermarket.