The Bigheads would be alt-right Trumpers. Their avatars are already frogs

I hate sea-mammals! I say they should put all the sea mammals in a boat, and sink it half way across the ocean!

"Wow… you're an idiot!"

Why do I feel like Manafort's daily diet is soon going to have more than the recommended dose of polonium in it? He seems to be the one that has all the details and no allegiance to the family left…

Yeah, this article kind of feels like the caricatures (I assume) Breitbart makes about us… I'm not buying the baby KantSmasher his own braised quat quat in a rococo of couscous to have it thrown on the floor. Truth is he won't eat any of it, whatever I get him, so buy the kids meal that's a third of the price.

Ugh. Halo-halo is the second-most disappointing dessert. Watery, cold condensed milk, beans and gelatin. Maybe cold, wet cake or melted, watery ice cream.
Polvoron was invented to make halo-halo seem appealing

There was a large degree of chatter from the funny-book community that this reveal would turn out to be The Fantastic Four, after a Spider-Man esque deal with Fox for the rights.

Expendables 2

As your local handyman will tell you, self-anchoring flesh bolts are required for that job.

IMDb informs me that she is not a writer on AT, but has reminded me she wrote an episode of Black Mirror…

Rashida Jones wrote the script? I hope it's more like Angie Tribeca than Hot Girls Wanted.

So what you are saying is 'all Wreck-it Ralph fans should type "Wreck-it Ralph rule 34" into a Google search'. Got it.

If countless tedious YouTube listicles have taught us anything, it's that everything on a screen is a St Elsewhere spin-off, happening in the mind of a cop-out, hack writer.

… for the last fifteen seconds of the movie and the credits? "Hooo boy! That's who the Grip was on this production? Wow! And a Humane Association seal of approval? Hoo boy! Lucky that tie-in happened, or I would not nearly be as invested in these credits!"

We should all never forget that there is no evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

For cool teens? Darnit! I left my bomber jacket and cussing at home.

Keep trying. Cricket is an artform in boring. Baseball games are over in mere hours. A test match takes five days. And if the win wasn't convincing enough, or the other team had insufficient access to batting, then it will be for nothing. If baseball is a Maroon 5 concert, then cricket is its German Opera equivalent.

What is it about baseball that makes people pray for death?

*nervously looks over shoulder for James Woods*

If they pee on you there are good odds for contracting chlamydia.