I swear, twenty or thirty more of these things and I'm really going to have to put my foot down and send an assertive letter.

You lost me at "thought process".

I tells ya, that Doctor Martin Luther King Jr is a hell of a faker.

Don't all basketball players have back/joint problems from being tall and pushing their bodies?

I nearly used Jeremy Lin, but that was opening the door to the seemingly innocuous, casual (unrecognised but definitely real) racism that guy faced.

*sigh*

This is a shameful admission, but back in the 80's I burned "TOO MUCH FUNDAMENTALS, NOT ENOUGH SHOWMANSHIP" on Larry Bird's lawn.

"Here's your new crossbow"

"If anything, they hate me because I am too faithful to my wives."

On the bright side, you get to steal that ammunition and fire it back at them in FarCry 5.

'Barron Oedipus Trump, Rex to his friend'

Considering Bush hadn't been president for two years when that episode aired it wasn't particularly topical either.

"Batson…Berry… Blobbo… ah fuck it. I'll just call him Covfefe from now on"

A/S/L?

I see what you did there Stop

He'll betray you.

Leagues? Minutes? Cups of coffee?

We have better - I had a Freddo (the) Frog ice cream cake for my 35th birthday.

My covfefe… I made an error in covfefe.

Relax guy! Don't blow a covfefe. Spark up a covfefe, chill out in a covfefe for the day.