I think he thinks that comedy is censored when the n-word isn't used. The c-word is fine, as long as it's for lib'ral women.

Oh Terry. I hope death treated you to a curry *sniff*

Dude! I'm right round the corner - I prefer the Ink though.

First in line at Arby's.

That's why all legal costs and potential penalties will be paid in DC Dollars. They have Superman on them.

I tried to make an argument in here the other day with the quote "as a Mistral employee once told me, you're only as good as your fans".

Fake Supreme Court, and Fake Gorsuch.

Cool man. You go for it.

Your assumptions are as poor as your legal-knowledge, but I'm not going to hold that against a child.

Man… seriously, I am trying to help you here - check the book again. Don't double down on this.

Hey bro… this is just sad. I know wit isn't your thing, so I'm going to lay it out for you.

Oh! It's that Bimpy… so sorry my liege! Please, let me grovel before your poorly spelled, unspaced, overlong sentences! Let your hackneyed and asinine cake similes fall upon me, as manna from the Gods themselves! Please forgive my trite trespasses against you! Of course women who are angrily fundraising for cancers…

You mad bro? Perhaps take it up with your fake-lawyer colleagues at your fake law firm? Maybe round up the rest of the fucktards you came in here with, take your inane cake arguments and make a fake class action, you fraud.

Can someone solve your spelling and grammar? Do you have a brain injury? Are you currently having a stroke?

Yeah… so weird… that's the same definition as caveat (a limitation/explicit exception to a law, contract or rule).

Cry, boy. Cry.

Are you getting paid by Marvel? George Soros was paying me…

(He should) say it to his RealDoll

Does it take a stance on any other car accessories? Skirting lights? Dash cams?

"The civil right law". Fuck me, there's only one? Don't play at being a lawyer, son. Don't even play at being a ditch-digger.