What's a "carve-out"? My law degree must have skipped that one. Are you trying to type caveat?

Does your mom know you're on the Internet arguing with people?

Sub-text is not really their forte. Or text for that matter.

Actually, not even a subscription model - just a one-off signing fee - US$12, I think. Lowtax believed this would stop endless sock-puppet shitbags ruining the community. As you say, the community had ruination in its genes.

Remember when people would spend time turning entire movies into ASCII? I miss those days.

This was the model that somethingawful used… that gave us 4chan.

Can't we just go back to shitgibbon?

"Wife" = fleshlight with confederate flag sticker on it

"Impo$tor Hor$e' eponymous debut album out this Thursday. If you like your rock heavy on the ukulele, back this horse"

Is that you?! Good god you type well for a horse.

Hahahaha!

No, her one-woman Broadway show was a hit.

My wife is ex-Hitwise and just said the same thing.

He's the patsy they need to take the heat while they carry on their evil agenda. A loud, obnoxious distraction. Pence is their Doctor Doom, ready to take over when the Doombot has been sufficiently discredited.

/hug

Just rewatched it - it's pizza rat. Learn to fucking annunciate instead of talking through your sinuses lady!
This is my Nabin Jellybeans moment.

Speaking of enough bad shit happening, was the cold open about a candlelight vigil for a dead four year old? WTF?

Whoa… whoa… whoa.

There is nothing good you can do with it. It tastes like someone juiced a casually racist CareBear

*Bruce from Missouri,
Loves Midori,
He drinks it with your mum"