"How about a loan for your old friend Zoidberg, Mister Bigshot?"

She and Eric Andre are my favourite celebrity couple

The stories about him conditioning himself to keep up drinking with Mao are pretty extraordinary too.

Hey! I'm some Australian dude, and I am absolutely certain I am responsible for no more than 15% of the worlds problems.

My weekend is set!

Reminds me of my teenage years, to be honest.

"It was written by Jews. I have the best Jews… I love em"

Thank you for this! The unecessary additional pouches, pockets and bum-bags is such a ridiculous mainstay of 90's comics, but I'd never noticed it out-loud before. You have opened my eyes.

…because i generally don't like paying for things? Hence why I feel like a big man for becoming a Guardian member?

Actually, i kinda agree. And i hate paywalls.

Yay!

It's on them. Not us

I'd rather be mauled by Twins than Cubs. Does that count?

If people genuinely want to help with this bullshit, subscribe to the Guardian or become a paid member.

The whole business model of Islamic terrorism is that non-Muslims will be afraid of, and by extension breed hate for, Muslims as a whole. It creates the division lines they need for this to be a war, and not some isolated shitbags making everyone's lives miserable.

He's a Red-Blooded company man to the bitter fucking end. And he is responsible for Sarah Palin getting the oxygen she needed to take off with the dumb vote.

"Hannity, I need your gun and your badge! You're a loose cannon!"

Lachlan is a dick, but One-Tel and a few other fuck ups has pretty much erased him from the line of succession.

No, they got rid of him because it was costing them money, in the form of advertisers. Now that the two top media outlets are MSNBC and CNN, I will not be surprised in the slightest if Fox was to make a heel-turn left. Not out of some change in ideology or Rupert's heart growing three sizes that day, but in a cynical…

Thank you for that.