That tweet doesn't seem to be available- who was that?

"Huzzah! Huzzah! For the death of a child!"

You, an intellectual: I rubbed one out to Gerald's Game in my imagination.
Me, a braying simpleton: would you would you on a boat? Would you would you with a goat? No I would not Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham! *shits pants, loudly*

"I would love to stay with you Donald to touch orb and watch US dogs grovel more, but it's spawning season, and I have a long swim upstream ahead of me".

Remember the inauguration crowd? I don't think his help can count either. Or even estimate.

It's cliché, but i think you'll find that the call is coming from inside the house.

And my axe!

My pleasure! I never miss an opportunity to Mark Twain a gag.

+2 to Dex bracers? So she can play classical gas?

Thank God we have a professor in the house!

And Colleen Wing! She's a fictional character ferchristsake! And arguably one of the better parts of Iron Fist.

I once had a disagreement with Nick Searcy on Twitter. He was "relatively" quite civil. His chorus of shitgibbon supporters though were not.

Can we not have one thread where the President isn't mentioned?

There were also stories of riders being pulled by cars (via a wire held in their teeth). Shit you couldn't make up.

You all keep forgetting Adam Baldwin! That's okay though - so has his agent.

"America's dumb-bone"

Adam Baldwin, Nick Searcy and Scott Baio all rely on this reaction, so they can get their bit parts while real actors do the legwork.

Only if you believe hard enough that you own the library

Would you like to know more about "The Secret"?

There are euphemisms to that effect.