If you’re going to be a grammar snob, to be more precise by explaining the general rule, you should have noted that “one should never begin a sentence with a conjunction.”

So, I guess the readers of Fancy Horse Dancing Monthly got notified of this thread and attacked.

An unwilling horse? You mean like one that hasn’t been trained its entire life to comply with the demands of its captors?

FAIR IS FAIR. The horse that danced the prettiest should get a medal and the person that sat on them should get a coupon to subway or something.

Why not dog agility? or flyball then? Why because the dog is doing the bulk of the work.

Another reason to boot horse sports...they’re a hotbed for Equestrodoping.

You know how people make fun of hipsters for doing unnecessary things because they’re old?

I’m the opposite. I want more equestrian sports.

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.

I agree with everything above about horses, ping-pong is a small, cute version of another sport (we don’t consider mini-golf a sport, and yet, here is Olympic ping pong), so I guess that leaves surfing.