I just realized that Monday is my 35th birthday and honestly, I can’t be bothered.

Promoting the decriminalization of homosexuality internationally doesn’t negate the anti-lgbtq policies that are being pushed domestically.

133 miles, which isn’t much, but I don’t drive. So I cobbled together a plan involving trains and friends who took the cash grass or Ass dogma very seriously (I had grass). I had a surprise weekend off, he had the house to himself, but he had work Friday night and couldn’t get me. Being young and impulsive, I didn’t…

Then would you mind cleaning the bathroom in the guestroom before our out-of-towners get here this afternoon?

I traveled aaaaaall the way across my sloppy drunk 20s to get to all the amazing “I know who I am and what I want” sex of my 30s.

(I know that’s outside the parameters of what you’re asking but emotionally and physically, it’s been a JOURNEY.)

I live in a big city, about 3.5 million.

Eight thousand nine hundred forty-four miles.

I flew from DC to Rome for a long weekend to have sex with a guy who was 20 something virgin.  I was in my early 40s.  He was very sweet, but smelled very bad, so we had the most fun in the shower.

I haven’t had sex almost 6 years. Fuck, I’d go to Mars

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

OMG if Meghan McCain reads my comments I would be so honored.

“There’s plenty of horrible videos about me everywhere” - But Megs, at least you were paid to appear in them...

It needs to be said: that ring is boring as shit. I’d take that $140K beauty next to it any day, but I am woman of simple tastes. ;)

I’m just shocked that it was a single ring. Given it’s Costco, I figured it was a box of 50 diamond rings. 

The Montgomery bus boycott turned into the civil rights movement. Boycotts can have collateral damage but they have been an effective tool in the fight for equality. Frankly I have yet to see any actual proof to the contrary that doesn’t come from a corporate mouthpiece. You want the old white men to give up some of…

I’ll believe them when they actually stop production.  

Oh, God...you are speaking white nonsense: if you discount people over 30, you are completely dismissing Elvis’ whole fan base...because I’m sure people under 30 are more familiar with Whitney than Elvis.

I think I’ve still gone over your head: you slammed artists who don’t write their own material or play instruments. I listed worthy artists who do neither, but who are are extremely gifted as vocalists.

“Write their own material” and “play their instruments” is the weakest of criteria. Sarah Vaughan, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Dionne Warwick, Elvis Presley, Gladys Knight, Cher, Diana Ross and Whitney Houston played no instruments...and wrote nothing they sang. All are legends and icons, whether you like their…

You’d think one of her psychic friends could have told her how that sort of comment would go over...