True. I did skip the “women’s" restroom. 

Men’s room. I would definitely call the cops if a man had a child in a restroom. Seems more suspicious than fatherly.

I have so much bitterness in my soul/heart/mind that it took one fucking photo of a dad struggling to parent for #CHANGE and #equality to be legislated and yet for mother’s there needs to be 1) a march on Washington; 2) a female president; 3) probably a death; 4) jk, what’s one lady’s life? Multiple deaths; 5)…

“Clean up the place” by littering? Seems legit.

Just no way in hell would I do a voluntary audit. How do Scientologists even??? And yearly? Fuck that.

2017 was a year to remember, but also a year to try to forget. My good pal, her roommate and I went to bar in which the bartender was covering our drinks.

Please for the love of God someone post the Destiny’s Child’s 106 and Park performance in which Michelle falls and Kelly and Beyoncé look at her like, “fuck is you doing on the floor?”

Glad you fix it as this a fire-able/disown-able offense if left uncorrected.

Necessary edit to add:

**She prolly won’t ask so don’t hold your breath/tie your dick in a knot. :D

The first link is worth a read!

Yes, and fuck you still. I’m dismayed by your existence.

Your whole shit’s moronic.

I latched onto the wrong details—now is the time for a crime spree if these are the repercussions people are faceing. 

I wish these embroyos would get “accidentally" destroyed. I know that isn't the best way to correct this, but I do not trust the courts.

Update: the National Park Foundation + other charities have stepped up and turned the lights back on. I don’t understand why we have to pay taxes for services we don’t receive.

Thank you for still being alive!

Until your baby has a diploma from high school keep her away.

#cotd

Foreshadowing is pretty common, no?