It’s a personal entry that I shared publicly so I wasn’t about legibility. In fact, I took a pic because I did not feel like typing it out after writing it down.

For those who read cursive and need a laugh:

Thanks for adding to my stress levels about our great nation falling apart!!!!!!

thank you. I’m over here like what is the conflict??? The streets are hot right now; you need to be home before the lights come on/scrub your twitter.

Sounds like a Lifetime network movie in the making.

I’m sorry things did not go your way and that you may have dipped into your savings. Did you try mystar123? My heart stopped beating when you wrote out $45.00.

Everything is exciting. I’m excited!

👍. Keep in mind that this is their Actual Job and a skill set they must have to perform it (passport/visa assistance). Of course they have connections to the Canadian/UK embassy so limit your shock when they come through for you! (The whole One Job meme)

There is a great book (hilarious to boot—I read it a decade ago and still laugh) called Bringing Up Bébé by Pamela Druckerman. She’s an American raising her children in France and talks about French parenting techniques particularly dealing with sleeping and eating. She describes at length and convincingly the benefits…

If it is Edinburgh university then call the international student office—they were able to help me with loss documentation (2015).

Sophie, it is my dream, conversely to *read* 24-hour product diaries and I always try to figure out where additional staff come from to write these gems. You have really raised the bar by informing me on exactly how non-current Jezebel staff chance upon this opportunity. Thank you.

Scott Pruitt.

I'll never forget you.

I did couchsurfing when I traveled alone to Sweden and Beligum. It was great-ish (don’t stay with 22 y.o.). But honestly do whatever you want to do! I slept with a strange German man. Not great sex but no-one had to wait for me to get in/want to go home/feet hurt/etc. Etc.

Sup everybody!

Scalp messages can stimulate hair growth so prolly good on that front. Also, it’s not super great to avoid asking WoC if they’d enjoyed a hair massage...because of the color of their skin! I do get your conflict, but your conflict has a conflict. 🙃 Ultimately, thank you for laboring over this, but you should be…

3 days, no response. My goal is 3 years so let’s see how long this continues!

Pro-tip: Every time I have a story that I know I’ll share multiple times I try to add a new (true) detail. It keeps it fresh and engaging for that poor friend who has heard it several thousand times.

Manifesto: Something something....separating the art from the artist...nihilism...jk, criminality is part and parcel for the art form...social values, what social values?...Look at how cool my dick is.

They totally can be an artist! Just far far away from the public.