Don’t forget about the D.C. Jezebel meet-up! It’s July 13!!! Enough time after Independence Day to start wondering where the party at. Come out!

The sea otters are gonna be the guests of honor, no? I am imagining them photobombing every photo and it is making me cry happy tears.

You’re having two weddings??? You’re an addict. This is an addiction. Tell me everything obviously.

DEM SOME BONA FIDES PPL!!1

DC JEZZIE GATHERING!

Refunds for everyone.

Re: Exciting things happening to me/us:

Fight her.

I wish I could go back in time to find my comment but once I wrote, “why does Kim have a black baby with her?” I had no idea who North was/her partenage.

The headline really took me on a journey with all those turns and twist.

This is a prime example of less is more. There was the option to only send condolences to the children.

Glad you finally see the fundamental use of a semi-colon.

You are blue lives mattering this to death. Imma need to you to examine what you are saying. You should not come on to post talking about, “that’s just the reality” unquestioned.The mayor needs to address more than surface factors and I am not giving him a pass for playing nice.

Do not act like you aren’t suggesting that the cops are as innocent as the children. Your equivalency is a mess.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Motherless children =/= police officers. Fuck outta here.

Can we at least get a semi-colon in the Mayor’s statement?? His thoughts are with the children and the officers?

Try the rollerballs at Sephora. They retail around $25.00.

I already had plans to drink heavily today, but this news seals it.

But would the world explode?

E-hugs for your little girl!