Lol, there’s no place to go. Earth is over.

I love the Twitter post with chair captioned, “there were legs everywhere.” Hall of fame-r for me.

The only place to go is down under. (Tasteless joke.) Um I am okay. Headed to Ikea to my respects after their terrible tragedy a few weeks ago.

I hope to be on the first titanic ship outta here.

I’m envisioning her as Spicer for this gif and it is truly mesmerizing political commentary.

This is not comforting. Secret Services (or whomever) should have had his phone check before he entered his duties of laughingstock press secretary. This is like 10000x an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Like the number doesn’t even exist.

Once they faked set up Kendall to be sexually harassed with Brody coming to the rescued....2 seconds later. Because that’s a strong narrative to present to the public. And that’s how sexual assault/harassment happens. Batman swoops right in and saves the damsel in distress.

I was pleased to read it.

Where were you when Jez was talking about Silicon Valley??? People were absolutely sure, 100% sure, ready to die in the belief that fictional tv shows about real places/time periods must represent the demographic accurately aka be all white or the whole thing will be inaccurate.

I am glued to Stephanie Nicole and Tarababyz for in-depth reviews.

Guys! I’ve been in outer space (with Lance Bass) and this actually a spoiler for meee!!!!!1

Here is a really funny youtuber by the name of Megan McKay who does funny feminist videos. This one is a makeup tutorial inspired by Hillary Clinton.

Very awkward. Brandy and Monica DID do another song back in 2012.

This must’ve been really special for everyone except those people who hate public proposals and wishes everyone get engaged with a contract lawyer present.

Try craigslist or gumtree!

Imma let the steam of this open up my pores.

I’m headed home in a month (wowzers)! But my victory lap involves lots of pizza. And hearburn.

Hehehehe! Thanks for the emotional support.

One day I’m gonna spell your username correctly.

Thanks number 1 stunter. I couldn’t have done it without you! <3