I will head to London and conduct one there?

Did ya see the couple who re-enacted...re-en-danced?...re-danced?...danced? HELP ME to Ed Sheeran’s song (the one good one he did but his face is still in it so yeah) for their first dance? They did the whole choreography. Lifts too.

His wife ain’t never gonna take his ass to Red Lobster. Alas, I don’t want to get sidetracked by tasteless mofos. Moving on.

I am doing a lot of thinking about this, BUT WHY do comedians get a pass on saying a shitty offensive joke and muggles don’t (when it is A. between friends then as it happens B. the whole internet?) Did I miss the knighting of comedians that gave them special powers to say offensive shit and people just need to…

‘Unfortunate’ doesn’t even begin to cut it. Ugh, really sorry about that pun, but I listened to the track and it is worst than all the Rebecca Black songs combined.

Try to come next week? That’s five days to pack.

The camera giveth and taketh.

I hope the endorsement by Common and Pharrell signals that they are done with the crunchy granola “Black people need to be nice” philosophy. I hope I am not being a debbie downer, but their previously insular comments were so off-putting, classist, and demeaning that it truly upsets me to think about them.

Dude, I owe you a response from two weeks ago. Gah...!

I’ve got really crummy weekend shifts SO ALAS:

I feel like if you wouldn’t use the tips@Jezebel.com/secure drop box/etc. [the appropriate platform-just saying] to petition the authors because you KNOW they definitely *don’t* need that pro-tip then maybe don’t comment either?

This rushing the author business seems to happen every week now.

I was there yesterday. As a woman of color it was spectacular to be a part of that monent.

My advice? Hire an airplane to share the news.

Errr...what are you going to unfollow?

I’ve lived my whole life wrong.

Try setting everything with a loose powder. I had a similar problem (no make were eyeglasses rested) and the powder fixes it toute de suite.

We are at Slug and the Lettuce!

Okay cool! I have work tomorrow from 12-5. Let’s meet at Harvey Nichols? Say around 5:15?

Talk about throwing out the baby with the bath water.