This year I feel like fuck my dad*. I wanted to buy him deodorant since we bonded over missing the good US stuff (we are both expats) but then I was thinking how he sucks**.

Wow yes, dude’s shitty bff is a captial R word. But yeah, some of the tougher issues were hodgepodge and thinly iced. It made the narrative less fulfilling but all the more ZOMG.

I just did a quick jaunt down the e-line and one pissed subscriber wrote, “...you will fail” which WHOA is way harsh. & I love it.

Google really gets it some times. I typed in “Doe Deere” and the first suggestion was “LIES.” *dies from cackling too long*

I can’t get enuff of makeup scandals. I am very much refreshing hardcore on 1) Becca x Jacyln Hill eyeshadow palettes 2) Jefree Starr vs Rockyroadkill. The Jefree Starr thing is blowing me away. The youtuber Stephanie Nicole posted this older video skit of him being super racist (suggesting that a black girl should…

SCOTLAND JEZEBEL UPDATE

Thinking of you and family and sending you my best thoughts.

I bought a very cutie Coach handbag today. That kinja deal for the Kate Spade bag was inspiring but getting to the US website was such a hassle that I was like nahh. There is a sale at good ol Harvey Nichols and so I got these two lovely gems for £135.00 (£110 for the big fella).

Yes.

Did you just bring a burger to a salad fight?

Real talk: if I still lived in Uptown (200 steps off Wilson red line) I would host a jezzie meetup at Freshii because damn I miss that place.

Tempting.

Fuck Kate Spade’s website. I had to download a vpn to get to the US site. Absurd.

Fuck Kate Spade’s website. I had to download a vpn to get to the US site. Absurd.

I might still buy it....

I might still buy it....

We are calling them over.

Ugh, if you don’t want trouble then don’t kill anyone. Very simple.

I would pack my kid’s lunch to hell.

Duhhhhh. I’ll be there in October. :)

Thankz ma’am!