Unless you’re Katie Holmes. Then you can get divorced in one meeting and cook dinner in your new place same day.

I keep scrolling up and then back down.

Stop.

Anna, you should put updated in the title so people can know how truly shitty these people are.

Shit nugget reminds me that the future is bleak.

So pissed. Somebody always got to fuck up the fantasy. I won’t be watching judge/law poor for a week because of this. At least.

They’re the platinum edition.

Justin and Selena are my OTP and I will sacrifice myself for their love.

Not even with a sheet and only a dick hole between us would I ever let something like that happen to me.

That is too stressful to contemplate. Like Ciara and Russell.

Touché except they need to think a little smarter about they look!

She really was. I still remember the joy of her singing performance. But it was Penelope who walked away with an Oscar nod. I loved and still love her line about waiting with her legs open. The comedic delivery was perf.

Fall Out Boy would make me become a born again virgin. Creed would involve baking a lot of weird shit. Panic at the Disco! would be the story you tell your friend when she needs to be picked up, a good laugh. I think the band I would bangbang for pleasure would have to Matchbox 22. It would be an oldie but goodie…

I was wayyyy to siked up and was holding my breath for the video. For something. I don't even know. I think the scandal has ruined me temporarily. I am too hyped. But thank you for sharing this.

No, don’t let this moment pass you by!

I can’t stop laughing.

I am so happy that I am a chicken nugget and cannot read. SOMEBODY quickly dip me in some BBQ sauce so I can GTFO.

Nothing out of place about it.

I’ll ask my dad.