Growing up I never understood why Captain Li was so pissed when Mulan’s identity was revealed. The gender politics were way over my head.

Hey Scottish jezzies,

Faithful to the shade to the very end. Love it.

My friend is an au pair and makes 40k. I trip balls about this.

Jason jason jason jason.

Get ready to hear all my best pickup lines cuz shorty is a dime piece. So fly.

Glad I could help you #responsibly spend your money.

Buddy, yes I did. :( I was walking home from a late shift and the cop was concerned for my well being. However, I was still terrified as all, hell.

The miscellar? With a cotton pad. A swipe here, there, everywhere.

I really should’ve known. I stay glued to this thread and CollierLA has every makeup product eva.

Brushes? I like to buy one for now and one for later.

Sexy, independent ladies out there who desire soft skin and live in the UK:

I got me my miscellar water. I’m less gross than what I thought I would be but still pretty gross. Thanks for the rec!

I def cried the first time I got pulled over. Shit is scary and emotional.

Climate change is my JAM.

When when I was healing from sexual assault it was to trust my friends and family, to recognize their limitations as a support network, and to stand up for myself when I felt they were being especially poor allies.

Best wishes, ma.

I had a shitty group member at the damned masters level. Like if you know you can’t cut it then motherfucker don’t even apply.

Hi folks! This is a friendly reminder that the Scotland Jezebel meet up is on for April!!!!

Sorry, I was locked in *tight* with school work and pms.