God only loves people who carry extra tampons.

Morgan Freeman once did. Not jking.

I checked her page out aND I am issuing a restraining order for myself. I hope captainbastard gets one too.

The revolution is going to be a dystopic mix of hunger games and the purge. Thank God I live abroad and am nearing thirty.

I did some sleuthing and read about its alleged history. I know that Clarins has lovely version that smells like peaches for millions. The drugstore here has garnier on sale for like £1 fifty. Will buy.

Tell that to all the books burned in Fahrenheit 451.

Lol, wrong thread.

Slay. Also, I know I have just enough makeup on when I don’t look like myself.

People thought I was my mom’s older sister.

Contoured faces though.

Make it the Thursday. It’s high tea time at school.

We need to talk about hyperpigmentation when you get back. I have ?s.

Articles? Way too many are under 250 words which is laughably bad. I think this one has ten words which is O_O.

I’m optimistic. Capitalism is also optimistic. BCO was meh for me, but I appreciate the variety it added.

What is cranky? I see it everywhere. How does it differ from toner? Imma check last week.

Seent it and love all of it.

Bobbi B for sure but I want to try Makeup Geek since all the youtubers swear by it.

And just like that we have become the mafia. Excellent.

Clean it with an onion! I seent it on lifehack. Very nifty and biodegradable.

I wanna feel the boner more!!!!!!