God, I'm going to be pre-ordering an awful lots of games this fall...

Not to rain on your parade but I set up my GMail account POP3 style and it tells me within 120 seconds when I have an e-mail. Do you really need to know any faster and is it worth using retarded 3rd party software to get it?

I will violently assault any one willing to argue that video games are not art. You really have to be fucking retarded to say such a thing. If I have to be the instrument of your karma to rid the world of your fucking misery, well, I will be more than happy to oblige.

I am in the Battlefield: Heroes beta. Let us pretend it doesn't exist. I certainly do. Terrible, terrible game. (Matchmaking me exclusively against Europeans might be the reason I hate it...)

Here's the thing. The Unreal Tournament 3 engine is still capable of powering AAA titles and frankly has yet to be dethroned as the top engine. (Quiet, Crytek defenders.) If DNF was released with AAA UT3 quality it would sell 10 million copies.

@Natedog24: Yeah, dude, in the NINETIES.

@goldwings: Nuh-uh! We have Battlefield: 1943, and Battlefield: Bad Company 2, and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to look forward to! A diverse pallet of shooters. Yum.

@InvaderPhlegm: I think I share your hate for a big open setting as a virtual space that anyone can visit but I think if there was somewhere to hang out with the people on your friends list then this could be a very cool idea.

I hope Microsoft and Rare read Kotaku. Here is my Avatar wishlist:

@TikkiEXX: Come on guys, Destiny isn't that bad. You've got to have a pretty rigid stick up your ass to not enjoy the show.

@scuba2steve: Too bad FF7 has nothing to do with making gaming a "mature" thing.

I agree with the Kotaku Four. Very reasoned and wise choices.

@KsprayDad (NK Missle Launches Need More Viagra): Dude, I'm not going to apologize for destroying and subsequently mining all your base's infrastructure. Mike Tyson used to play Tribes 2? I'm confused.

How much weed does this guy smoke?

Like 5 years ago PC Gamer (a magazine, anyone remember those?) had a great, big article about the "Gods of Gaming" which profiled all the titans of the industry. Well, kinda, some of them were featured for their boobs and connections to Daikatana.

I thought this was a poignant early review of the game. I played the demo on steam on PC and that game is indeed Totally Fucked.

It's OK, Japan. I love titties, too. Big, small, love them all. As long as they're young, that is. Saggy titties are no fun at all.

@FP_slomo788: Uhh... EA Sports Franchises are quality games?

@danterandal19: Baseball Stars is just a shitty re-skin of Super Baseball 2020, the REAL 16-bit baseball king.

DO NOT DO THIS!