I do not believe that. Mostly because this assumes there is absolutely no better way to handle things which is bs.

She said he, “hit the trifecta of misogyny and xenophobia and homophobia.” Are ad hominems considered powerful these days? Even if he is all those things, it doesn’t make him wrong about her film.

It’s because cats are dicks and that is why they rock. That is all.

Do you remember a time when you forgot to set the proper pressure in your tires?

It’s a rail bridge, so raising the level of the bridge isn’t an option.

That bridge is undefeated: 238-0 and counting.

Prediction: She’ll drop the suit against Spirit but then sue someone else for the “emotional distress” of being called out for abusing an animal and being a dumbass.

Yeah how do you not just release that hamster into the airport? She could live like a king in the back of that food court. Yes the chance is high that she’d be exterminated but it would be a nice couple days of exploring, maybe hop on a flight and live in another country. All I’m saying is that the hamster could have…

Right. “If someone told you to jump off the Empire State Building, would you do it?” is getting a little tired as a standard parental hypothetical. Let’s replace it with this.

I already posted like 900 times on the Jalopnik version of this article, but I can’t stop myself.

Seriously. She thinks spending 10 minutes crying vindicates her? My dog would not fit down a toilet but you’d have to put a gun to my head and probably shoot it before I’d harm him. It is a very low hurdle to not murder the life that you have chosen to protect.

On the upside, I have a new line to use on my daughter to get her to not just blindly follow directions...

To be real, if the hamster is small enough to be flushed down the toilet, it is probably small enough to just be hidden in her carry-on bag.

Thankfully, she was also able to notify the press to broadcast her idiocy.

I worked with a woman who was terrified of birds. I can just imagine her reaction to an emotional support peacock.

my porn is gonna look awesome on that.

This is probably going to sound culturally insensitive but I hope there’s an English - dubbed version. My Japanese isn’t all that great, and subtitles give me eyestrain.

Comments like that are why we can’t have nice things.