Thanks for the insight, but yeah it was just a joke :P

There are two security clearances in the U.S.:

Unfairness level = 99

With SOPA/PIPA and ACTA going on right now, how long will it be before U.S. Citizens lose their freedom? Dear legislation, please observe the number of graves in Arlington, add about about a million, and then think about the price of freedom. Because once it's gone, you have to pay to get it back.

Privacy shouldn't require miracles...

You're going to have to fight with the Nazis already living on the moon.

I wonder if the Adjustment Bureau is behind this

Wow that is such a cool action figure. I think will vote for Obama now.

I'm calling it. It's a new STD. You will remember my post when it becomes official and be like "Wow Kanned was right"

Look at the bright side, you now have a really cool background for your smartphone.

How man amps can I squeeze out of this thing?

Mmm Aeropress, gonna make sweet love to ya baby.

Maybe Google was trying to catch drug dealers? Lol I dunno, that's pretty bad though.

Damn R2. You gotta quit drinkin

Can I get this on kindle?

Dear Apple,

To me there are still 4 different types of hardware

They're worshiping the golf cart god.

Sorry but the Tatooine is in another galaxy

Last year's ultrabook = meh