Oh Elon Musk. No we don't.

Depends on the power level of Supes at the time. He could hear the bullet coming and, being that it's a sniper shot, would be able to get out of the way. Kryptonite nuke or something would be more successful.

Don't be ridiculous. There's no such thing as kryptonite in the real world.

Indeed. I am always amazed at how fast those little critters can move. Now you increase those traits to human size and we've got a contender.

Things have gotten this bad huh?

Completely agree

Oh yeah, he was the first one to leap to mind. As much as I love this comic, having him beaten to a pulp regularly - like, every other issue, if not more - and living out in the open in the same crappy apartment after regularly thwarting the mob does not bode well for his longevity.

Yeah, based on that drawing, I'm surprised he can even bend his left arm into that position.

Assuming she has the proportional speed, agility, and strength of a squirrel, she'd probably be fast enough to dodge gunfire and have an incredibly powerful bite.

I'd give him longer than a week. He's a trained Vietnam vet (special forces in some versions) going up against the mob. They'd get their asses kicked. The police would probably put it down to gang violence or something and wouldn't know where to begin looking. Once the law got onto him, though, he'd be screwed. Even a…

"I'm a secret agent for Her Majesty's government. Why, yes, James Bond is my real name."

So... just how long can you hold your breath on Mars anyways?

Boy he really trains arms.

What would do him in first? Liver failure, bullets, or syphilis?

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James Bond has to be very, very high on this list, doesn't he? An especially lethal combination of bad habits, conspicuousness, and foes who would be a whole lot more dangerous with some common sense.

John Crichton

The Fermi Paradox. Where the heck is everybody? Out of the billion billion stars and their billion billion planets over billions of years, there should have been some other intelligent life, and they should have had ample time to expand noticeably throughout the galaxy. But there's no sign of anyone. Why?

They elected Bush the Younger, didn't they?