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ARE THERE DIAPERS IN THIS OR NOT??????!!!!

Kang can assure you, my objections to Barsanti have little to do with his ‘progressive-leaning’ politics, and everything to do with the fact that he is an utter bore. His wokeness is a problem inasmuch as he seems to think it’s an adequate substitute for wit and insight in writing.

Ah, Sam Barsanti. If scientists ever discover a way to harness Tediously Woke Pissiness into a fuel source, he may one day be worth something.

You think you’re joking, but Dolph Lundgren actually has a master’s degree in chemical engineering. Look it up.

EXACTLY. The whole fun of G.I. Joe is that they’re a huge military unit that runs much more like a superhero team. Everybody has an eccentric costume and a gimmick. It could be a lot of fun if you got a creative team that could lean into it.

I HAD HIm!  I said I Arreddy HAD HIM.

Welcome to Sam Barsanti, The Infinitely Tiresome Arbiter of Wokeness Through Whom all Trivial Bullshit Must Pass

....death of Robin. It resonated, Kang swears!

6 episodes in and Kang is enjoying the shit out of this show. Having read the first trade of the comics and not being much of an Ennis fan, it’s surprisingly delightful to see such a stellar cast handle the material. And the writing and directing plays the world mostly straight. The shocking moments are treated

Cannot wait for this. There is no ensemble more joyous than GLOW’s. Debbie! Ruth! Sam! Bash! Tammé! Sheila! Carmen! Cherry and Keith! When characters as goddamn hilarious as the Biddies and Rhonda don’t even crack the top five, that’s a fuckin’ CAST.

Yeah, I don’t understand Gwen’s complaint at all. It’s almost as absurd as saying ‘oh my god, the writers of Big Little Lies don’t care about homeless people!!!’

This was a fantastic series. Yes, the final episode felt more emotionally contrived than the previous installments. But still absolutely riveting.

Oh that’s right.  Huh.  completely forgot he served as auctioneer.

Kang was shocked to see Jeffrey Jones-- one of my favorite character actors before the scandal.  It was very telling that they didn’t give him a single line of dialogue. 

Not nearly enough Dan.

Kent losing his shit was the single most unexpectedly gratifying moment of this terrific finale. It was so effective that Marjorie’s similar explosion felt a little redundant. Really, EVERYTHING with Kent was solid gold.  If there was an Emmy for stealth MVP in a comedy, Gary Cole would win it in a walk.

The guy at the food stand requesting a backflip from Spidey, and then Pete immediately acquiescing, is the greatest.

Now THAT is a Blu-Ray extra that Kang would shell out for.

Thank you Gwen for not being Sam Fucking Barsanti

The Russos and Markus/McFeely totally get how to deploy Nat in combination with Cap, and Johannsen has great fun with it. They play up her duplicitous nature and like any real spy she clearly knows how to use her sexuality as a weapon. It serves to highlight Cap’s upright moral clarity and awkward, almost virginal