Think I might have to un-retire my other AV Club Identity as Sex_Goblin just to give this another upvote

Asshemble ther Kingshmen!

Yeah, I'm already in love with Amanda Peet and I haven't even been written into this show.

As long as he's not John Wicking any innocent bystanders.

I would totally vote for Frank Underwood over President Facepalm from last season.

Nah, Feige is producing and besides, why do you think Sony WANTS this deal? They need the MCU and its writing/production talent more than Marvel needs them. This way, Spidey gets done right (by Marvel Studios) and Sony gets a big percentage.

Yeah, I don't understand how Hollywood hasn't figured out how to just digitally re-size people rather than CGI them completely. I thought the illusion of Mr. Hyde in LoEG and the friggin' giants in Game of Thrones are really well done, and seem to use this method.

I must agree, the 'reveal' of the new Peter would be great if it was introduced with J.K. Simmons at the Bugle, looking to get photos of Captain America's latest press conference and yelling for 'PARKER!' Great way to bring back some continuity from the Good Spidey Movies while introducing a new actor in the role.

Hey, don't look at me. Talk to VictorVonDoomatComcastdotcom.

Except, they aren't competent. They are so concerned with shoehorning in Baudrillard and theories of late capitalism and CGI experiments that they ignore RULE NUMERO UNO: How to tell a fucking story. The Wachowskis are like Michael Bay if he went to art school: It's like they went to one Zizek lecture and are so…

Hahahah, yeah, the kidnapper. That sketch definitely cements Bob Odenkirk's reputation as a world-class curser. Probably the best.

It's about quantity, not un-nasty tastishness.

Dayton born n' bred, so I know what I'm talking about— Shouldn't The Guided By Voices beer come in a 1000 oz. bottle?

8 years of the Presidency would have turned McCain's arms into little Tyrannosaur nubs.

I've never seen the Danny Trejo 'Bad Ass' movie(s?) where he plays some kind of vigilante senior citizen, but wouldn't it be great to have an action movie in a senior center populated by Ironside, Banks, Trejo, Fred Ward, and Robert Davi?

Yeah, Kurtwood Smith as Boddicker has a smarmy cleverness that makes you think part of his sociopathy is that he simply thinks he's smarter than everyone else. Boddicker could have been simply intimidating, but Smith's weird braininess made him so much more memorable. Ironside is great, but his Boddicker would have…

Yeah, I'm on the wagon and I have to admit, showing up to my own life awake and prepared is kind of a hoot.

My neighborhood grocery store in brooklyn, the local, Polish family-owned Eagle Provisions, which has been open for 75 FUCKING YEARS, is closing its doors. And with them goes the greatest beer selection known to man. You have never seen anything like it. I can kiss all my sweet Unibroue and Maine Beer Company beers…

I agree. If it's any consolation, I think it failed. It came off as out-of-touch and defensive, given how every chain grocery store now offers tons of microbrews and specialty beers. That kind of ad might have worked ten years ago, but now it just comes off as 'Hey old people! Lookit how these new beers are so…

They had TWO TOs left. Inexcusable.