I just tried a 4-pack of Dogfish Head's Piercing Pilsner, which is not like me since I'm usually pretty seasonal about my beer choice, and it is definitely WINTER here in Brooklyn. I liked it, although it's the definition of an acquired taste. The first sip is ridiculously dry—like novocaine-shot-to-the-mouth dry! …

You will be pleased to know that in 2934, we celebrate December 18 as 'thassafukin day', in honor of your neologism.

Yes, blame the stoners for the fact that backward-thinking*, microcephalic politicians refuse to decriminalize a natural palliative alternative.

Funny, I was just thinking it meant 'a score by an upsettingly fat John Williams'

Small Business Saturday, from hell's heart I stab at thee

This is why time travel is awesome. It's like having an 'edit' button for the WHOLE WORLD.

Yes, yes, yes. Kang knows all this.

The Naked Kiss is correct. Kang is pleased.

Bill Belichick checking out whatever just came out of his nose.

I certainly wish we could get more Dabney Coleman. The world needs more Dabney Coleman— or as he's known on Earth-212— 'President' Dabney Coleman!

As you might surmise, I enjoyed time-traveling back to Nucky's moment of corruption. It's one thing to refer to the Commodore's crimes; it's quite another to see it happen. I feel that was the right decision creatively. Although it must be said, such sexual proclivities are perfectly legal in the 30th century— as…

Kang would recommend going to youtube and watching the scene from 'Charlie Wilson's War' where Philip Seymour Hoffman rants to John Slattery about not being made section chief in Europe. Write down the dialogue and read it to yourself. Then watch the clip and look at the way Hoffmann performs it. Then, if you ask…

And thus commenced The Quickening. Muhuhahahahahahahaha

I've seen this before. Try turning it off and then switching it on again.