I'm still mystified that that ever became a thing, even more so that it kept itself alive for over a decade through numerous pseudo-sequel-things.

Ah yes, you've found the secret 'DEEZ NUTS' agenda documents.

"OK… OK… You put a Nazi on the moon…. Fuck you, moon."

I'd watch if it were one of those 'moment in time' biopics like Lincoln - in that the entire film is comprised of nothing more than that day's full trip

Paris, Texas

Many thanks to id Software for providing a guilt-free violent hobby, because there's no moral argument against killing robo-zombie-Nazis and demons from Hell-Under-Mars.

meme-fucking chud

I texted my gay brother about this. He's baffled as well but loves it because he's an absurdist.

More like Judge Smails

The More You Know!

I wish I could start my Mondays being this fucked up.

There may not have been three, Elmo's fanbase could literally be the margin of error.

I pull this shit every now and then to postpone a conference call or review meeting due to (time crunch, delay, or sometimes a fuck-this attitude) but jesus you gotta be sparing on when you play that card, Trump, otherwise they'll know that you're full of it

Whoa. When's the last time she was in a state-side film? How's her career been going in Hong Kong? I haven't heard anything about her in forever.

No snark from me on this one, this is a good thing and I'm glad he did it.

That someone? You guessed it - Frabella Thorne

Perhaps they can bond over their shared love of tentacle porn.

M-V-P! M-V-P!

You know in your heart that he double spaced every line just because he thought he had to make the homework assignment two-page minimum.

No fucking way. This gets you an F in like, third grade.