I have no problem seeing Jimmy Fallon as the nation's emotional punching bag for the past few months. I should be better than this but I'm not.

FOH. All-Reds or nothing!

Thoroughly unrelated and inessential anecdote - I spammed a 'DE PLANE!' video clip nonstop on CNN's facebook page after the Malaysia plane non-story entered its third week or so. Got banned from the page after a few hours of that. Very petty and pointless but mildly satisfactory. Anyways. Back to work y'all

Their main export for much of the early 00's was fucking t.A.T.u.!!!

Of all the things to object in a Fucking Goddamn TV Series by Ryan Fucking Murphy…

tacos, brisket, brisket tacos and craft beer. And a genuine loathing for whoever they drop into office

He's saving meatspin and lemon party for Dallas Buyers Club II.

He had hope in Illinois politicians, bless his heart

Does anyone really enjoy uglifying themselves with makeup half as much as she does? (Not that I'm judging this)

Sure. Fuck it. Snowglobe. I don't care. The nightly ritual of bourbon on the rocks gives me the perfect, personalized earth-bubble I need to hide from the onslaught of technologically advanced cavemen.

All this and everyone forgets that they dropped Cillian Murphy into an early scene of Legacy for more or less the sole purpose of ensuring a sequel. In hindsight, that seems to have been one ballsy call.

I hear you man, my commute is FW -> Lewisville and back. Thankfully I'm now in a division where I get to work from home a lot more often.

Fort Worth's better y'all. Massively improved urban planning, good eats, bike trails, Sons of Confederate Veterans demonstrations errrr ignore that last one ok?

After further review, I have decided that my self-imposed ban on using Twitter may need to go on more than 90 days…

Austin was a mid-size city that's now receiving figuratively global-size traffic and attention now. It's crammed to the gills. I haven't wanted to go to SXSW for years and my local friends tell me each year of the new gridlock horrors that come with it. (I'll still make sure to get in my yearly summer pilgrimage to…

I'm going to find the masters for Burn After Reading and get Sean Spicer inserted wherever possible, George Lucas Special Edition style - except I think this addition will only make the movie better, on multiple levels of magnitude.

Don't forget the alternate universe where only the Buffalo Bills suffer under Trump and not the entire world!

"dick stuck in zipper WHAT DO"

Alicia Silverstone alert! Whoaaaaaa

Maybe we could get a Digital Short flashback… bring back Ferrell's Dubya too