It wasn't perfect (no AHS season ever is, to expect such is folly) but damn was it refreshing to have a season where they didn't just throw all kinds of shit at the wall to see what sticks.

Can't wait for the inevitable sequel discussing FFVIII and why certain nerds (i.e. me) have an irrational desire to defend it - despite it being comically broken and way too focused on hot dogs

No, no, herpes so gentle… sock it… to… meme

Gold Man-Sacks

In an alternate timeline, Bowie still exists among us mortals and has added 'Legendary Shitposter' to his many, many skills. RIP

Actually, it'd be quite fitting if it makes the final 10 nominees. Nice cherry on top there.

On a long trip home over the holidays I got really bored and decided to scan through the AM radio band. I have only two thoughts on this:

(same thing, perhaps?)

Left my dice at home, sorry.

There's a not-insignificant chance that their hair might permanently stay those colors at this point.

Pure projection.

I hope stories like this survive the ravages of time. I want my far-off descendants to be absolutely baffled by this era. (Even more so than we are.)

Perfection.

Don't worry, the cracks are already showing between 'Old' and 'New' Millennials so I'm sure the Boomers will have another free distraction to enjoy while they fuck it all up some more

This novelty account's got potential. (Unfortunately.)

Skip '2.0' unless you want some weird Lucas-esque 'Special Edition' visuals

Camouflage boobs, philosophical musings, more boobs, water fight, philosophical musings, bureaucracy, philosophical musings, sentient AI boobs, philosophy, big-ass tank, muscly boobs, dismembered torso boobs, hacking, philosophical musings, all in 82 minutes

Oregon going for 'Portlandia' is a freebie, but I was wondering if Maine would have gotten in on the action too.

Would have been funnier if this happened back in '13. Imagine two white people somehow whiffing it with "Django Unchained of the Southern Wild" on the same night!

It made a bit more sense in my head, but I can see that it didn't translate to the page and that I should be more picky on what I choose to comment on.